Naked Cyclists

I have had one of the weirdest weekends. All of these extremely odd things happening. One of the oddest was walking in Yorkville in Toronto, which is one of our trendiest areas and also really nice on a sunny day, and as per every Saturday as I window shop and run errands, I was about to J walk across Yorkville avenue when low and behold --------- 200 or so, naked cyclists nearly ran me over. Naked as the day you were born, naked. All just biking along. Has the world gone mad. Really what is going on???? It was like I was in the twilight zone. Naked, everything hanging out, riding bicycles down the street. WTF????

This bares the question of why do these nudists or exhibitionists always tend to be so unattractive????? There is a reason I spend so much money on clothes. This body needs to remain covered up. It is not pretty undressed. Neither were many of the ones that were flailing in the wind......I repeat WTF???